February 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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Oct 26th
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“I just can’t find a paper online with a good conclusion. I’m not...”
– The best student I ever knew.
Oct 17th
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Oct 13th
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September 2011
26 posts
“When you think lumpectomy, remember raise.”
– My boss, who tried (successfully) to distract me from my Mom’s surgery tomorrow with money! 
Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Chicago is the most caffeinated city in America. →
windycity: youvegotemal: I’ve never had more assurance that I picked the right city to live in :) So, that makes the suburbs decaf?
Sep 26th
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Sep 23rd
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“Cheese-o-pete’s!”
– Two halves of the same idiot
Sep 23rd
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Because why?
Cait: [Thing 2], you're tapping me.
Thing 2: Yeah, I'm tapping you.
Cait: Why are you tapping me?
Thing 2: Why? Because.
Cait: Because why?
Thing 2: Why? Because.. because you are a pretty grown-up.
Sep 23rd
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Sep 17th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
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“You know I have a weakness for strangely violent children’s books with a...”
– Rachel
Sep 12th
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Sep 11th
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OK.
Just ONE more episode of the Tudors and then I’ll go to bed. 
Sep 10th
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Sep 8th
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Pathetic.
Is crying on your twins first day of preschool. THEY AREN’T EVEN MY KIDS. I DON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS.
Sep 8th
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August 2011
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Aug 12th
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Yes, I read parenting blogs. →
It makes me better at my job. But could it also help me be better at my life? Really lovely article.. exactly what I need today. 
Aug 11th
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“That Paris exists and anyone could choose to live anywhere else in the world...”
– Adriana, Midnight in Paris (via serenemissk)
Aug 10th
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Aug 7th
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ॐ: I was fired from my job today for being... →
fivetwentyseven: THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED. WE NEED TO TAKE ACTION. donotmovestones: kittenliberation: aaron-in-transit: Apparently my supervisor and coworkers were fine with it, but the HR representative, who I never even got to meet, was not. They first had the person from my staffing agency contact me (instead of speaking to me personally) requesting that I not use the correct...
Aug 4th
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Get it, girls. →
Aug 1st
July 2011
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